No More ‘Summers of Recovery’ for Obama… His Plan? “Buy Thingamajigs”

Whacked with yesterday’s woeful jobs report, President Obama traveled to Minnesota to jazz up voters and remind America of his current economic stimulus strategy. He pushed his going-nowhere-in-congress mortgage refinance redistributionist strategy. You know, the one he hyped in his last State of the Union address.

Well, yesterday Obama upped the ante.

To prove he’s a real solutions guy - someone who really thinks out of the box - he went a step further by proposing a groundbreaking new idea…

“Buy furnace thingamajigs.”

“I assume there are some folks here who could use $3,000 a year,” Obama said. “Let’s get that done right now. That means they’re — you know, if you got $3,000 a year extra, that helps you pay down your credit cards. That helps you go out and buy some things that your family needs. Which is good for business. Maybe somebody will be replacing some thingamajig for their furnace. They’ve been putting that off. but they got that extra money, they might just go out there and buy that thing.” ~ Barack Obama, June 1, 2022

Oh, yeah. That’s the solution. Let’s get that done right now.

Reminds me of another one of Obama’s brilliant ideas.

In the summer of 2008, while running for president, Obama revealed his energy plan for America. A plan where “we could save ALL the oil they’re talking about getting off drilling”:

“Inflate your tires.”

Looks like this isn’t going to be another one of Obama/Biden’s “summers of recovery.”

It’s going to be the whizbang summer of distraction with doohickeys, whatchamacallits, whoseamajiggers, and thingamabobs.

Our Gizmo-getter-in-Chief has got to go.

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6 Responses to No More ‘Summers of Recovery’ for Obama… His Plan? “Buy Thingamajigs”

  1. David says:

    Thingamajigs, Huh? Hhhmm. Would that fall into the “hope” category or the “change” category?

  2. Cathy says:

    Always a great post Jayde. Obama needs to take his whatcamacallets and thingamagigs with him when he leaves office this year. We’ve had enough of his “fixes” to last a lifetime. Bring on Mitt who’s Supercalifragilistic expidalidocious!!!

  3. Teresa says:

    Ha Ha! Excellent Jayde.

    I personally like the whoseamajigger. I need one. $3000 sounds like a steal.

    I’m absolutely amazed by his blatant bribery. Aren’t the people insulted? I guess they’re enjoying the game. This shows how much the guy wants love. He should get out of politics and be a playboy to his heart’s content. This is his perfect opportunity, but I’m not so sure he could keep drawing the crowds left to his own devices. He needs a gizmo on his head with flashing lights. That’ll get him some laughs. Especially if he learned to wiggle his ears like Dumbo.

    He’s not a good comic and he knows it. His cute smile was too fake.

  4. NiteOwlMom says:

    Honestly, Obama sounds like someone who never took Econ 101. He is an economic ILLITERATE. Furthermore, he is a condescending A**hole. Who does he think he is? Santa Claus the Benevoloent, handing out $3,000 checks so people can buy their frakking “thingamajigs” for their FURNACES … just in time for the HOT SUMMER. When we can barely afford air conditioning thanks to his energy policies. What a loser. November can’t get here fast enough. Until then, Mr. President … um, we kinda don’t need our furnaces … we just need to fire you.

  5. Jayde Wyatt says:

    I appreciate your great comments!

    Hoity-toity Obama talking about thingamajigs and doozihidgets proves he is a higgledy-piggledy thinking flibbertigibbet. Obama is engaging in bafflegab in order to bamboozle voters.

    Romney clearly gives him the collywobbles.

  6. Gary Alan Chidester says:

    I once heard someone say, ” Thank God… there IS a God in Heaven!” Over the weekend, I heard that a book, printed several years ago… (long before Obama ran for President), stated that Obama was born in Kenya. What is the name of that book, as I would dearly like to read about his birth? They also said that EVERYTHING he signed or passed, would be nullified. And that Obama, knew at the time he was running for office, that he was not legally allowed to become President. Is it true that some States will not put Obama’s name on the ballot for the November election? Will H.R.C. jump out and run for the Democratic Party? Why is it taking so long to get some ACTION done concerning the “Fake” Birth Certificate that Obama gave to the public, several months ago? Is the White House ‘remaking’ EVERY birth certificate in Hawaii… to match the “Fake” one, so as to have them ALL look alike? This is crazy. Who is in ‘charge’ in Washington D.C. for Law and Order? Get this ‘illegal’ out of the White House A.S.A.P. … Before the November Election!