Halloween Greetings from Mitt Romney Central: ‘Twas the Night Before Elections…

A chill in the air and leaves crunching underfoot signal the time of year when ghoulies, ghosties, and long-leggety beasties are felt amidst the howling wind… Lizard’s leg, wool of bat, and owlet’s wing conjure images of spooks, kooks, and The Great Pumpkin. As greetings are whispered through the fearful shadows on All Hallow’s Eve, spines shudder in the mist. Blood-curdling shrieks echo across America’s sleepy hollows


Halloween Greetings

T’was the night before elections
and all through the town
tempers were flaring
emotions up and down.

I, in my bathrobe
with a cat in my lap
had shut off the TV,
Tired of political clap-trap.

When all of a sudden
there arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
to give to others
who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
and quick as a wink
jumped back on his bandwagon
and I thought ‘What a fink!’

He then rallied his henchmen
who were pulling his cart,
I could tell they were out
to rip my country apart!

On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On ACORN, On Pelosi!
He shrieked at the pairs!

They took off for his cause,
As they flew out of sight,
I heard him guffaw at the nation
that wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note—
IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM
BETTER GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

God bless America – our only hope!


– Author unknown


from all of us at Mitt Romney Central


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► Jayde Wyatt

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3 Responses to Halloween Greetings from Mitt Romney Central: ‘Twas the Night Before Elections…

  1. PAULEE says:

    Jayde,
    You are such an angel….Look at you….You come through with flying colors…Great post and I am sharing at my page….thx…Been on phones and beating the pavement door to door now for two weeks…Having lots of fun..People here are great to work with…Big tea Party here in Augusta today…but….I did not attend….need more phone calls made for Paul…Big debate tonight…Hopefully, he does not make any big mistakes…Takes one….and your done….I will call for him again tomorrow and Monday…Down to the wire….Hope you are well…Miss you…Lots going on with the 2012 potentials already…How will our man Mitt fair??? Gosh, I hope he can pull it off…Love n Hugs….

  2. Crazy Christmas-Halloween parody poetry. Kudos to the author. It’s funny but also true. Be a good goblin tomorrow and be sure to vote this election. Happy Halloween to all the big and little scary critters. We have Halloween Saturday and it is almost dark…so any moment the creatures will start ringing my door bell, begging for treats. Happy popcorn and candy to you everywhere.

  3. Maybe it’s my senior citizen status but the second video is in bad taste in its portrayal of the Pres. of the United States (who did not get my vote and does not have my approval of his administration’s policies) with blood on his clothes. I may not have respect for his policies but I do have respect for the office he holds. Now the other characters were funny but I thought you crossed the line with the President.