For the last week Mitt Romney Central has unofficially become Scott Brown Central. There is just one week left until the special election on January 19th. We fans have donated to Brown’s campaign. We’ve helped promote him by making calls from home. We’ve become fans of his Facebook page. We’ve had polls on his debate performance. We’ve promoted him in almost every way we know how. That leaves us only one thing left to do… the only thing left we know how to do… the one thing that is going to push Brown over the top…
HAIKU CONTEST FOR SCOTT BROWN!
Do you haiku?
Rules:
- Write a haiku to promote Scott Brown for Senate.
- Post it in the comments here on the blog, or on our Facebook page.
- Entries posted before 9PM EST on Thursday will be entered into the contest
- MRC staffers will select what we feel are the top 7 (or so) entries.
- Selected entries will be highlighted in a poll and YOU (the readers) will vote for the best one
- Prizes will be awarded (free merchandise from the MRC store)
There are many rules that define what a haiku is. We will use the simplest rules: 3-lines, syllable structure: 5-7-5. Be creative!
Prizes:
Grand Prize: $30 gift certificate to the MRC store
2nd Prize: $15 gift certificate to the MRC store
3rd Prize: $10 gift certificate to the MRC store
All entries that make it to the voting round will receive a free MITT ’12 Chrome Sticker.
Staff Entries: (no, staffers are not eligible for the contest)
Mine:
Say no to Coakley,
could not spell Massachusetts.
Doesn’t have an ‘E’.
(I’ll add the other staff entries here when they submit them.)
Free Mitt ’12 prizes,
for writing the best haiku.
Everyone does it!
GOOD LUCK!
~Nate Gunderson
What will we witness?
Massachusetts Miracle
or more of the same?
~Ross Abraham (Rebel Ross)
Here are some of the one’s that were posted at our Facebook Page
Change coming to hub
Time to show Scott Brown some love
Common sense cures all.
-Christopher Benvie
Scott Brown for Senate
Let’s send him to Washington
To stop Health Care Bill
-Bill Willenbrock
Brown over Coakley
Republicans over Dems
Helps America
-Bill Willenbrock
Off to dismantle
The Kennedy Legacy
Scott Brown For The Win
-Graham Bradley
Brown will take Coakley
Dems majority is gone
The winner is US
-Sally Hamilton Rewinkel
Tea Partiers Marched
Liberals Blew Us Off
Who’s Laughing Now?
-Elizabeth
Brown must win in ’10
To block the Dem “reforming”
Let it die with Ted
-Josh Pinho
It’s Romney for President.
Scott’s in his seat.
Sorry Dems we won’t be beat.
-Dana Rapp Cluck
Say no to Coakley!
Redistribution of wealth?
Not if you vote Brown!
-Jeff Cole
Scott Brown is the man!
Coakley is not fit to lead;
Change she will impede!
-Jeff Cole
Despair no more
Mitt Romney and Scott Brown
Turn our frowns Upside down!
-Emmalyn
Scott Brown has great hair;
We will all take back this state!
To the dems’ despair!
-Jeff Cole
America needs
this new strength and attitude.
Red White Blue and Brown.
-Catherine Vicedomine
Great Scott! Help! Coakley!
A shrill, boilerplate lib voice
Painful, like Zappa
-Joe
forty gets no say
get one more for people’s way
United for Brown
-Bill
Scott Brown Rocks!
for the people,
take the seat from the democrats
-Monica
Scott Brown is against
irresposnible spending;
can’t afford to lose.
-Jeff Cole
The loss by one man
Begins an ill-fated path
If Scott wins, all win
-John Norris
Scott Brown is the best
Chance to save Massachusetts
Vote sunshine or snow!
-Nancy Gouveia
Elect Mr Brown
Congress has gone way too far
cannot be Scott free
-Eric Norris
Fate and Victory
Lay before the people now
We must vote Scott Brown
-John Norris
Live, Love, Laugh a Lot,
Make Mitts Day
Get out and vote for Scott!
-Sue Sanders
Martha absent now
Is Clinton coming to town
Panic strikes the Dems
-Paul C. Liolios III
I’m looking for hope
all under the reign of change
Let freedom ring now
-Cheryl Davis
Kristi L. Devine from BrownBrigade says:
I’ll continue yours:
Say no to Coakley,
could not spell Massachusetts.
Doesn’t have an ‘E’.
Say no to health care,
Massachusetts does not want,
How daft can she be?
C R Barker from BrownBrigade:
Free Massachusetts
From Kennedy tyranny
Liberty rises
Nate owns and manages a small souvenir manufacturing business. He and his wife of 12 years have 2 children. Nate has been blogging for Mitt Romney since late 2006 and is co-founder and editor of MittRomneyCentral.com.
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Vote YES for Scott Brown
In the Massachusetts race.
Don’t let Senate down!
It’s not dead Ted’s seat
Nor is it Democrats’ seat
It’s the peoples’ seat.
Hope the Senate gets
Republican victory
In Massachusetts!
Brown’s name’s in the ring
For a vacant Senate seat.
Help him win this thing!
Brown’s success is key
To better Senate balance and
Solidarity.
Martha Assumed She’d Win
Now Fear Runs Down Her Spine
Underestimate
- – -
Conservative Stand
We Will Take Washington Back
Vote Brown Next Tuesday
- – -
Now That Ted is Gone
Massachusetts May Live Free
Liberal Tyranny
Twenty-Ten Landslide
Begins With This Senate Race
Brown Saves Republic
Bravo!!! jason and Aaron! Excellent!
That seat is not Kennedys seat anymore it belongs to the people of Ma. That is why we need Scott Brown in that seat. VOTE SCOTT ON JAN 19.
I’m loving the haikus!
Super!
People’s hero trucked
patriot hope many miles
Rev the engine, Scott
‘Dem thirty years of
Constitution shred tread trash
Brown will boldly mend
Senator Scott Brown!
Massachusetts’ victory
For the GOP!
Ghost of Kennedy
haunts senatorial seat
Sit right down, Brown! BOO!
Mitt endorses Brown
He comes to town
to shut Health care down…
Cold ?
Massachusetts Miracle !
Warm yet ?
——————————–
Got Brown?
Got Hope
Got faith
——————————–
Honesty
Integrity
Brown
——————————–
Lost your faith?
Feeling Hopeless?
Cure with Brown for Senate.
You’ve tried so hard to hide
You’ve ignored a nations pride
So here’s Scott Brown to teach you
Ignore him and we’ll impeach you
@Mark
Good Stuff, Mark. Just remember the 5-7-5 syllable structure to form your Haiku! :)
It’s the PEOPLE’S SEAT.
Scott Brown will bring back balance…
The Country Needs Him!
Freedom is at risk.
Dems have way too much power.
Please vote for Scott Brown!
Coakley to Senate?
Then Freedom – just forget it!
US Needs Scott Brown.
Don’t Vote For Coakley!
Make a Miracle in Mass.
Scott Brown for Senate!
Coakley versus Brown,
Liberal Left or sane Right
And Scott’s not the clown!
Live, Love and Laugh a Lot,
Keep America Happy
Get out and vote for Scott!
Great Job, Everyone!
Remember, though, that to be submitted to the final round of voting, your Haiku must be written in 5-7-5 syllable structure:
1-2-3-4-5
1-2-3-4-5-6-7
1-2-3-4-5
Keep ‘em coming!
Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown
Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown
Did I say SCOTT BROWN
Its OUR seat to give.
America has no kings.
Dems will learn or else.
I’m looking for hope
all under the reign of change
Let freedom ring now
Cheryl
SCOTT’S THE ONE TO WIN,
SO STAY AWAY OBAMA!
CHANGE WILL NOW BE HERE!!
DEMS HAVE LOST THEIR WAY.
NO MORE LIES AND TYRANNY.
SCOTT IS HERE TO STAY.
RIGHT WILL HAVE THEIR DAY.
SCOTT BROWN IS OUR SAVING GRACE.
BYE BYE HEALTHCARE LIE.
LOOK OUT, HERE WE COME.
MITT AND SCOTT ARE ON THEIR WAY.
RIGHT WILL SAVE THE DAY.
TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE.
HOW MUCH BETTER CAN IT GET?
SCOTT WILL WIN THE RACE.
WHERE’S OUR SHINING KNIGHT?
NO MORE SNEAKY, SLIMY GUYS.
SCOTT BROWN WILL PREVAIL.
HELP AMERICA.
SCOTT BROWN IS OUR ONLY HOPE.
SENATE, HERE’S OUR MAN.
HEAVEN, WE NEED HELP.
SCOTT’S OUR PERFECT SENATOR.
CHOOSE THE RIGHT TODAY.
SCOTT, WE NEED YOU NOW.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO OUR HOME?
SET OUR COUNTRY FREE.
ALL WE NEED IS CHANGE.
WELCOME SENATOR SCOTT BROWN.
LET OUR FREEDOM RING.