Global Warming is no more!

(see this press release from the NOAA)

Ocean Levels Suddenly Receding; Global Warming Trends Reverse Overnight

The NOAA is pleased to announce that Global Warming is no more! As dawn broke on Wednesday, June 4, 2008 it was clear that something had changed. No doubt the events of the previous evening had something to do with the sudden turnaround in global temperatures and the assurance that we can now all sleep in peace instead of 5 feet of water.

Satellite photos taken at various intervals overnight saw a dramatic decrease in global temperatures originating from St. Paul, Minnesota and slowly creeping out to the rest of the earth, indeed, the entire universe. NOAA experts have a good idea what caused the incredible change in our eco-doom scenarios, but our non-partisan efforts require us to walk carefully upon this disclosure. We can only claim this scientific fact: OBAMA ROCKS!

As President-elect Obama declared on Tuesday evening: “this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.” Indeed.

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12 Responses to Global Warming is no more!

  1. Anonymous says:

    Al Gore ~ the inventor of the Internet and Global Warming (perhaps the cause of it as well with all his hot air!)! Al, give back the Nobel Peace Prize and all that money made on your pathetic movie….you, sir, are an inconvenient lie!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Al Gore ~ the inventor of the Internet and Global Warming (perhaps the cause of it as well with all his hot air!)! Al, give back the Nobel Peace Prize and all that money made on your pathetic movie….you, sir, are an inconvenient lie!

  3. Beth Barnat says:

    Hallelujah! Barack Hussein Obama is the One we have been waiting for!!!

  4. Beth Barnat says:

    Hallelujah! Barack Hussein Obama is the One we have been waiting for!!!

  5. Anonymous says:

    The trouble is “Global Warming” is not a joke. It’s a political vehicle to change the direction of our country and our planet. I hope we wake up in time to keep the various “forces of evil” on the bandwagon from destroying our country. – P

  6. Anonymous says:

    The trouble is “Global Warming” is not a joke. It’s a political vehicle to change the direction of our country and our planet. I hope we wake up in time to keep the various “forces of evil” on the bandwagon from destroying our country. – P

  7. Lori says:

    Wow, I surely have missed something. Obama really is a saviour. He is magic! Its a miracle! Go tell it on the mountain!

  8. Lori says:

    Wow, I surely have missed something. Obama really is a saviour. He is magic! Its a miracle! Go tell it on the mountain!

  9. theswinns says:

    I truly believe in Global Warming…. we have the photos and documented science to back it up! We all need to go green! As far as Obama goes, Better him than her! I just can’t get past the dirty shenanigans the media and other “Republican” candidates did to our Mitt!!! He is a man with a true solid vision!

    Not afraid to by Anonymous – MISSY

  10. theswinns says:

    I truly believe in Global Warming…. we have the photos and documented science to back it up! We all need to go green! As far as Obama goes, Better him than her! I just can’t get past the dirty shenanigans the media and other “Republican” candidates did to our Mitt!!! He is a man with a true solid vision!

    Not afraid to by Anonymous – MISSY

  11. Anonymous says:

    What in the world?…Are you people joking? Are you seriously supporting Obama…former mittheads? Please tell me your joking!!! Seriously…..

  12. Anonymous says:

    What in the world?…Are you people joking? Are you seriously supporting Obama…former mittheads? Please tell me your joking!!! Seriously…..